Ghost

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith.

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One of the great fears among a life of great fears, perhaps the last great fear, is the fear of being no longer useful. We find a role in life, and we do that role to the best of our ability for as long as that ability is there. But all of us- even me, dear listeners- will someday hit a point where we no longer are able to do that thing that we define ourselves by doing. And more than the fear of injury, more than the fear of death; this is the fear that looms, the loss of self- the self that is the self we imagined we were our whole lives. But we were never that self, not really. We were only a series of selves living one role and then leaving it for another, and all the time convincing ourselves that there was no change, that we were always the same person living the same life, one ark to a finish, not the stutter-stop improvisation that is our actual lives. Worry less about the person you once were or the person you dream you some day will be. Worry about the person you are now. Or, don’t even worry. Just be that person. Be the best version of that person you can be.

night vale giving us all a very important life lesson (via genuinedeadpool)

LOKI: AGENT OF ASGARD #8AL EWING (W) • LEE GARBETT (A/C)AXIS TIE-IN!• Marvel’s most honest and upright hero — now in his own magazine!• With a quip on his lips and a song in his merry heart, Loki continues his dashing quest for truth, justice and the Asgardian Way!• Guest-starring — the Enchantress! And some other people who think Loki’s “changed” somehow. BUT MOSTLY, THE ENCHANTRESS!

#the other lokis are horrorfied that nerdki is wearing white after labor day (via unnecessaryhorns)
Best comment on the new outfit

LOKI: AGENT OF ASGARD #8
AL EWING (W) • LEE GARBETT (A/C)
AXIS TIE-IN!
• Marvel’s most honest and upright hero — now in his own magazine!
• With a quip on his lips and a song in his merry heart, Loki continues his dashing quest for truth, justice and the Asgardian Way!
• Guest-starring — the Enchantress! And some other people who think Loki’s “changed” somehow. BUT MOSTLY, THE ENCHANTRESS!

 (via unnecessaryhorns)

Best comment on the new outfit

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dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

pikajewish:

apricots-from-nara:

zerotheduke:

whispering-tenacious:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

They’re /boning/

this is beautiful

ARE YOU FUCKIGFN KIDDING ME RIGTHT NOW?

me in 300 years

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